Era uma vez uma menina de 16 anos, que resolveu criar um blog para desabafar... E que agora, aos 21, continua a escrever. De teen a adulta; de Portugal à Holanda - A saga!

Nov 09

Isto a minha vida é uma comédia. Mas daquelas boas, em que toda a gente ri até chorar.


Então não é que a minha faculdade me está a OBRIGAR a escrever a minha tese com uma pessoa que, basicamente, não faz nada?? Não trabalha, nunca chega a horas para a reunião e, tudo o que apresentou até agora, foram 'copy-paste' ou traduções da ferramenta de línguas do Google.


Não é hilariante?? Epá, não sei como é convosco, mas a mim já me doem os abdominais de tanto rir!

publicado por Nana às 19:19

Nov 09


Lembram-se daqueles inquéritos, com perguntas parvas? Aqueles, aos quais respondíamos quando tinhamos 13/14 anos?

Então, encontrei agora um do género, mas em inglês... E entre agir de acordo com os 21 anos que tenho e ir escrever um relatório super (des)interessante ou voltar aos meus 13 anos e responder ao inquérito... Pois, penso que adivinharam a escolha!


Ora, então, cá vai! (E vou responder a inglês, só porque há expressões que só fazem sentido em inglês e porque, como estou cansada, o inglês faz mais sentido):


Q: Do you like the smell of Axe?

Oh, wow. Talk about a RANDOM start!

Q: Are you happy in life right now?

That's a tricky question, considering I'm usually never fully happy about anything.

Q: What are you listening to?

My stepdad brushing his teeth... charming.

Q: What's your number 1 favourite band?

Hm, hard to say... There are too many.


Q: How many siblings do you have?
That would be 3. Two brothers and one sister, all older.


Q: Do you get along with your mother more, or father?

I'm lucky enough to get along with both, actually.


Q: Do you type fast?

That would depend on who you're comparing me with. I remember seeing this woman on a TV show, I think she had the world record or something. She types faster than I do, for suuure!


Q: Are you straight? Gay? Bi?

As far as I know, I'm straight.


Q: Do you have a problem with gay people? 

Nope. I feel as comfortable close to someone who's gay, as I do close to someone who's straight.


Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?

I used to. Now I believe in attraction at first sight. Not as romantic, but equally rewarding :)


Q: When was the last time you went to the mall? 

Erm... That would beeee... 3 days ago! Damn you, economic crisis!


Q: What are your grades like? 

That depends on the subject and on how into that subject I am. Kinda like a rollercoaster of grades reflected on my own taste.


Q: Do you have a good eyesight? 

Sure. When I'm wearing my glasses.


Q: What are your favourite colours?

All of them. Except brown. I'm not a big fan of brown.


Q: What are your favourite colour combinations for cloths? 

Red/Black. White/Green. I don't know.


Q: Are you for premerital sex? 

I'm not considering getting married any time soon, so... yes.


Q: Do you think everything happens for a reason? 

Not really. I mean, sometimes I think things happen to me because I was a terrible bitch on my last reincarnation, but that's just when I'm pissed off at something.


Q: Do you find yourself attractive? 

Not quite, no.


Q: What are you going to do after this survey? 

What I should be doing right now, actually: writting a Project Plan for my thesis.


Q: Have you ever spit on someone? 

Sure, that's what I do for fun! I go around spitting on people. That's actually how I met most of my friends! (I'm sorry, stupid question, stupid answer.)


Q: What's one of the funniest things you've ever done? 

I came up with this pretty awesome word. I can't really spread it though, it involves someone who'll be grading me in college, so I better keep it for myself.


Q: Do you wake up in good moods? 

That depends on the reason why I woke up. Did I wake up because I felt like it, or did I wake up because my mother decided to get into my room screaming, asking me if I have dirty clothes in my room?


Q: What time do you go to bed? 

I don't know. I guess from 12 to 3am is the common time for me to go to bed.


Q: Do you like guns? 

Depends on who's holding it! If it's pointing at me, I hate it. If it's pointing at someone who wants to hurt me, I must admit I kinda like it.


Q: Do you know about the Holocaust? 

I know it happened, but don't ask me any specific dates or anything. Im not good with specifics.


Q: Have you ever filmed/ taken pictures of someone going to the bathroom? 

Nop. I do recall having some pictures taken when I was sitting on the toilet, though. I was about 3 years old, so don't freak out.


Q: Do you wear makeup?

Trust me, you don't want to see me without it. Have you ever watched The Exorcist? Yeah, somewhat like that.


Q: How long does it take you to do?

To put my make-up on? Tss, I don't know, 5 minutes?


Q: Is this survey fun? 

Not quite, but it's better than writting the freaking Project Plan.


Q: Have you ever been told you're a bad kisser? 

Nope. Have you heard something??


Q: What colour is your hair?

Right now? Dark brown. A week ago it was half blond/ half brown, though. Yes, very fashionable. (it was actually terrible, I still can't believe I walked around like that for a month!)


Q: Are you in love right now? 

Sure! I love everybody!


Q: Do you wish that person loved you back? 

Would I want everyone to love? Meh, sure, why not?


Q: Do you lie?

When I have to, yeah. And sometimes I do when I don't have to as well, just so I won't lose it.


Q: Do you do drugs? 

I don't. Unless you consider chocolate a drug. If you do, I'm a junkie!


Q: Have you ever drank? 

I'm drinking water right now!


Q: Do you know anyone who does drugs? 

Erm... I live in Amsterdam, enough said.


Q: Do you sleep? 

Ok, from all the random questions, this is the worst! Of course I sleep, don't you?


Q: What do you do to get noticed by someone you like? 

Hm... I make a fool of myself quite often, and it seems to work just fine!


Q: Are you a jealous person? 

Sometimes... But I like to consider my jelousy as of the "healthy" kind.


Q: Which perfume do you use? 

Right now, this really good one, called Laura.


Q: What's the weirdest thing you've ever done? 

Can't really reveal it here, but trust me when I say... weeeeeeirdoooo!


Q: Do you like beer?

Not really. Much rather drink a Bacardi-Coke or something on that ground. 


Q: Have you ever jumped in a pool with your clothes on? 

Never. I'd probably never do it, because I'd be too conscious about ruinning my clothes. Yes, I know, I'm pathetic.


Q: What side of the bed do you sleep on? 

I sleep all over my bed. More on the right side, though.


Q: Pork, beef or chicken? 

Hmmm, pork. Unless I feel like eating "healthy", then I'll go for chicken.


Q: What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? 

The left one. Probably because my right leg is my dominant leg, so if I need put my whole weight on one leg, I'll do it first on my right. and BAM!, you've been physio-ed!!


Q: Candles or incense? 

Candles. Freaking incense gives me nausea.


Q: Do you like to dance when no one is watching? 

Hell yeah! And, if I may say so, I rock it! :p you should see me when I'm waiting for the metro and... oh well, never mind.


Q: Did you play doctor when you were little? 

Nah, I played casheer! Little did I know I'd experience the real thing as a grown-up and not like it al all!


Q: Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? 

Not really. But I'm kinda broke right now, so if you have a good offer, we can talk about it :)


Q: Shower or bath? 

Shower. Wastes less water (yes, I'm all about that saving the planet crap). And, besides, there's something about sitting there, soaking in my own skin fat, that doesn't quite appeal to me.


Q: Do you love someone? 

As I said before, I love everybody!


Q: Do you have a tattoo? 

Why yes, I do! Right above my C7 vertebrae processus spinosus, I've got the chinese characters for friendship :)


Q: Mexican or chinese food? 

Since I hate chinese food, I'll go with the mexican. Or just a glass of water, please. Or pizza.


Q: A crazy night out with friends or a quiet night of movies and dinner? 

Both. How 'bout a crazy night with whomever I was going to go for movies and dinner? (uhhh, kinky!)


Q: Right or left-handed? 

Right-handed. Very unoriginal, I know.


Q: How many pillows do you sleep with? 

One. Or none.


Q: Your favourite restaurant? 

I'm not a restaurant person. I'd rather stay at home and eat whatever's in the fridge. Yes, I'm very low-maintenance ;) Although, I must say, there's this chinese restaurant close to the Red Light District.. sooo good! Plus, it's cheap! As I said before, I'm not even a big chinese food fan, but that restaurant.. hm hmm!


Q: Have you ever wished anyone dead? 

Kinda have. I'm not proud about it though.


Q: Beer, wine or liquor? 



Q: Love or money? 

Can't I have both??


Q: Credit cards or cash? 

Well, thing is, I'm kinda paranoid when walking around with cash. Sooo, I'll go with credit cards.


Q: Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't family? 

Nah, not really. I mean, I don't get along with everybody in my family, but I don't give two craps about them.


Q: Oreos or Vanilla Wafers? 



Q: Would you rather go camping for 5 days or to a 5 star hotel? 

Are you kidding me? Take me to the hotel NOW!


Q: Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? 

Not voluntarily, no.


Q: Do you find that this survey had some original questions? 

Yeah, the last one was mind blowing!


Q: What is your boyfriend's name? 

John Mayer. He doesn't know it yet though, so let's make this our little secret.


Q: How is the weather right now? 

The curtains are closed and I don't feel like getting up to check, but according to my experience living in Holland for the last 2 years, I'd say it's crappy. It's just a guess, though. (Just checked, it's snowing. bahh)


Q: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? 

My mother :)


Q: The first thing you notice about someone attractive? 

Their face. The way they talk. And, funny enough, their hands.


Q: Favourite type of food? 

Portuguese food!! Awesoooome! Oh, and italian.


Q: Do you drink? 

I take it you're talking about acoholic drinks. If that's the case, I do in social situations.


Q: Do you smoke? 



Q: Ever got so drunk you don't remember what you did? 

It may have happened once or twice, yes... I was kinda happy I didn't remember what I'd done, though.


Q: Eye colour? 



Q: Do you wear contacts? 

No, but I'm considering it.


Q: Favourite holiday? 

Christmas. 'Cause I get to go home and get a bunch of presents. yay.


Q: Favourite month? 

That'd be July, 'cause it's Summer, vacation (at least it used to be, before stupid college) and my birthday. This last one will very likely be the reason why, some years from now, July will be my least favourite month.


Q: Have you ever cried for no reason?

Nah. Whenever I cry, I have a reason to do so. Even if the reason is a stupid movie or a temporary hormonal dearrangement.


Q: If you could say something to someone right now, what would that be?

Hm, tough one! I'd tell someone I know to stop being such an ass and look at what's right in front of him.


Q: Which book are you reading? 

I'm currently reading "The time traveler's wife". So far, so good.


Q: Piercings? 

Yep. Four on my ears, one on my navel.


Q: Favourite movie? 

No idea, there are just too many to mention only one.


Q: Favourite soccer team? 

Until last match, it was Benfica. Now, I'm kinda open to new suggestions. (Loosing against Sp Braga? WTF??)


Q: What were you doing before this? 

Writting my Project Plan. (F*ck, I should be doing it right now!)


Q: Pets? 

I've got this super cool fish. His name is Sucker.


Q: Butter popcorn, plain, or salted? 

Slated popcorn rule, and you know it!


Q: Dogs or cats? 

I like both, actually. As long as they don't bite me. Or poop next to me. Or on me.


Q: Are you taken or single? 

I'm kinda in between.


Q: Have you ever loved someone? 

Who hasn't?


Q: Who would you like to see right now? 

My family and my friends.


Q: Have you ever fired a gun?

Nop, but sometimes it've come in handy!


E pronto, cá temos as respostas mais parvinhas alguma vez escritas, ao inquérito mais parvinho alguma vez escrito. E agora vou voltar ao trabalho, que isto de procrastinar ainda me dá cabo da tese!
publicado por Nana às 23:30
sinto-me: Cansada e RANDOM
música: Sympathy for the Devil - Guns & Roses

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